Monday, June 04, 2007

User Voice Likes Sue Turner CEO And Would Love To "Box" Her



To throw your punches use the keyboard :

A = Left Jab. D = Right Jab. S = Uppercut.

Press space bar for blocking .................


Sue Turner CEO of Birmingham And Solihull Mental Health Trust now offers one to one virtual (CEOBT ) Chief Executive Officer Boxing Therapy for Mental Health Service Users who are getting plenty of rounds of useless treatments elsewhere in Birmingham and Solihull ....

Users who wish to indulge in this completely free therapy can use their keyboard to throw punches and create real laughs.....The Dept of Health is looking closely at combining their failing CBT programmes with this new costless therapy in an effort to save themselves from an eventual public beating ...


PS. Go and have a look at Ruth's Sparky Blog ... That lady has sassy quills and inks...


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Thursday, May 10, 2007

Birmingham And Solihull User Voice Implicated In Lone Painger Discovery

The Wards's Lone Painger


User Voice categorically deny they filmed "The Lone Painger" ...

"The truth is" ... Someone associated to them said :

"We know nothing about the film ...Binto is who we discovered lying about drunk outside a ward where a Chief Executive of the mess tribe called the "Starf" was scoffing grub and using a few skins of what we will never say..

"We only want a quiet life.... .......Er........ as long as it's well paid and we get free beads for our territory"

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Sunday, May 06, 2007

Birmingham And Solihull Mental Health Shopping Vouchers Therapy ?

Published With Kind Permission From

UserWatch


Ahhhhh the strange ways of Birmingham And Solihull Mental Health NHS Trust in the UK have reached our digital ears yet again ...

In a strange twist of weavery and curley little overlapping social boundaries, the Trust not content with employing ex Users in a conflict of loyalty position as the "User Voice", is now advertising for Service Users to go out and get 50 sign ups for its bid to become a Foundation Trust .

The procurement of Services Users for this exercise by the Trust will result in the Users being rewarded if they get the 50 sign ups with £25 worth of Bull Ring shopping vouchers .

Since when does a Mental Health Trust that wishes to morph into another type of NHS service body think that it is ethical to use Mental Health Service Users to bulk up Foundation Trust membership numbers like this ?

Huhhh ? This is just strange and obviously needs therapeutic treatment......Although some things you just cannot straighten out from being bent . Was Uri Geller an influence in some NHS Trust thinking here ? ..At UserWatch we really do wonder ......

Friday, October 20, 2006

The NHS Nochio Twins In Birmingham

There's no doubt about it - Twins are alike. A bit like clones really .

One user said :

"Where have all the minds gone ? Now NIMHE has been around , everyone has gone cash and opportunty bonkers or is that bankers - except in reality the opportunities are few and far between for anyone who is not too fit in mind of body "


"I'm thinking of becoming a office bin - after all my gob is big enough and its kind of an anti-stigma approach because I will be a "mad-bin" , but I'll be socially useful won't I , swallowing bits of paper that no-one wants to read anyway.... "


See Also this link : UserWatch